Dating Stinks

My BFF and I are back in the dating world. It's actually hilarious because we go through this about every 6 months and yet we still have the same conversation about a month after we've "gotten back out there".

Her: Yeah, he's too nice and not good looking.
Me: Yeah, he hasn't called for 5 days now. I think it's because I wouldn't meet him at that hotel.
Her: I think he's still married.
Me: He called me by another girl's name.
Her: He suggested I pump my own gas.
Me: He suggested I have a baby for him.
Her: Why do we do this?
Me: For the laughs! You can't make this stuff up!

Move over Paris and Nicole!!!